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Azealia Banks - Heavy Metal and Reflective

If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

(Source: blue-collar-girl, via hotguysandpizza)

slutdust:

Remember when they used to say that gay marriage ruins the sanctity of the institution?

surprisebitch:

milliardo:

when you say frozen wasnt that good white people be like

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i cant fucking breathe

(Source: milliardo, via ex-cuse-u)

mangomamita:

edwardsheerran:

andthatlittleblackdress:

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

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(via ex-cuse-u)

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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(via ex-cuse-u)

did-you-kno:

A single guy once booked every other seat in a movie theater just so he could split up couples on Valentine’s Day.
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fancy-cosima:

I feel like if every fandom was a villain in a movie cloneclub would be the old lady that everyone underestimates and it turns out she was in the military for fifty years and can kill you in 50 different ways with knitting needles.

(via happyjacq)

narcotic:

do you ever see someone hot and you just think “bruuuuuuuuh” 

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svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

(via haymarjr)

Leave a word, any word, inside my ask box, and I will tell you a fact about myself relating to that word.