punnier:

velma on the streets but daphne in the sheets

(via ruinedchildhood)

hooddoggy:

person: chris watch out! youre about to get your crocs wet!

me: I KNOW! its OK! crocs are made from a foam resin called croslite, which is made out of a polymer called ethylene-vinyl acetate! so theyre completely water proof!

(via superbras)

lggyzalea:

when you’re out with your friends and someone really hot walks by 

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(via superbras)

actionables:

when you go to school with racists, sexists, bigots, morons and you have to listen to their shit every day

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when you finally graduate and those people are out of your life for good

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(Source: actionables, via pizza)

  • baby: d-d-d-d
  • dad: daddy?
  • baby: destroy capitalism
  • karl marx: nice
  • alvaroruso13:

    when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell

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    (via wawaqueen)